Comments on Your Beard is Good: Can't Stop Til I See My Name on a Blimp

we were kicked out of an all you can eat chinese p...

2008-08-09T21:35:00.000-07:00

we were kicked out of an all you can eat chinese place back home... we kept going back to the buffet and wrapping the egg rolls into napkins and putting them into our purses back at the table. the manager asked us what we were doing. we said "what?" and he goes "you can't do that" and were all like "do what" and he said "take food away" and one of us "it's all you can eat" and the other said "you can't tell us WHEN we have to eat it" and he proceeded to throw us out...in our defense: we were stoned....

Brown guy filming airport security.You couldn't se...

2008-08-08T05:32:00.000-07:00

Brown guy filming airport security.

You couldn't see that one coming?

At that time, I believe "Down with Brown" was actually a tactic used by security to subdue their suspects.

you got kicked out of fenners? wow! that's hard to...

2008-08-07T20:48:00.000-07:00

you got kicked out of fenners? wow! that's hard to do! :)

I probably smiled/laughed 34 seperate times throug...

2008-08-07T20:44:00.000-07:00

I probably smiled/laughed 34 seperate times throughout this post

Loved everything about it

That's all

I like your O'Brien's friend. If you have to get k...

2008-08-07T20:25:00.000-07:00

I like your O'Brien's friend. If you have to get kicked out of any place, that's just the classy way to do it.

Definitely want to hang out with the your friend w...

2008-08-07T19:08:00.000-07:00

Definitely want to hang out with the your friend who got you kicked out at O'Briens. Very freaking cool.

it makes me sorta sad that in all my craziness I'v...

2008-08-07T19:03:00.000-07:00

it makes me sorta sad that in all my craziness I've never been kicked out of a bar.

hahaha I think that was a great post...except I ad...

2008-08-07T18:04:00.000-07:00

hahaha I think that was a great post...except I admit to being distracted by your Hanging with Mr Cooper reference at the beginning...
Go COOPS!

Tough to get kicked out of a McDonald's. I'd also...

2008-08-07T17:00:00.000-07:00

Tough to get kicked out of a McDonald's. I'd also like to marry rich, but I'm not holding my breath.

Wow, you ARE a bad boy afterall ;)

2008-08-07T15:09:00.000-07:00

Wow, you ARE a bad boy afterall ;)

Did you get a ticket for public urination? Or did...

2008-08-07T14:25:00.000-07:00

Did you get a ticket for public urination? Or did you pull the uromycitisis card?

Getting kicked out of McDonalds is impressive. Dru...

2008-08-07T13:49:00.000-07:00

Getting kicked out of
McDonalds is impressive. Drunk, puking teenagers don't even get that treatment.
I was kicked out of many a bar in my day. Which means my days - which are now. I'm confused.

OMG #5 is awesome, that should have been #1, if on...

2008-08-07T13:48:00.000-07:00

OMG #5 is awesome, that should have been #1, if only because that is a move i would pull...except I would not get kicked out, I don't think because I can talk my way out of anything...except death or taxes i guess...

seriously you got kicked out of mcdonalds? that se...

2008-08-07T13:37:00.000-07:00

seriously you got kicked out of mcdonalds? that seems like a pretty hard place to get kicked out of.

and the syracuse airport is seriously the smallest airport i have ever been in, ever. it's ridiculous. just thought i'd pass that along.

I like to go out to bars, pretend I'm security, an...

2008-08-07T13:10:00.000-07:00

I like to go out to bars, pretend I'm security, and kick people out who have quarters up on the Ms. Pacman machine ahead of mine.

I also like to tell bartenders that I'm a city health inspector checking on the condition of the local beer swilling establishments, a process which requires random sampling of all the varieties they have on tap.

Oh, and I really like going to other people's blogs and posting comments in which I pretend to really do the things I wish I had the cojones to do.

I too want to marry rich. Then when I get kicked o...

2008-08-07T13:02:00.000-07:00

I too want to marry rich. Then when I get kicked out for sleeping at the bar I can be like, "Yeah? Well I'm buying this place and installing beds so screw you!!"

Or I could take a nap before I go out, apparently I'm getting old.

It's clear to me from this post that were it not f...

2008-08-07T13:01:00.000-07:00

It's clear to me from this post that were it not for a) journalism-class assignments and b) drunken friends, you wouldn't have been kicked out of anywhere. I've lost all respect for you. (Having never been kicked out of anywhere myself, probably because I'm a girl who knows what http means.) (But I did get assaulted by a cop once. Well, shoved gently. By a bobby. In England. Fight the power!)

Srsly? I have a major crush on your blog. When it kicks up a new post in my reader, I'm all JAN PEHECHAAN-HO!

I have never been kicked out of any place before. ...

2008-08-07T12:58:00.000-07:00

I have never been kicked out of any place before. I am so jealous.

I have been arrested though. Yep, I am kinda a badass. Don't worry it was not for murder.

Maybe this weekend I will try and get myself kicked out of someplace.

Pouring beer into someones mouth from 30 feet abov...

2008-08-07T12:56:00.000-07:00

Pouring beer into someones mouth from 30 feet above sounds like a great idea. How dare they kick you out! That is probably the coolest idea I have ever heard...I bet they were just jealous that they didn't think of it first.

i was never kicked out of anywhere but i was detai...

2008-08-07T12:54:00.000-07:00

i was never kicked out of anywhere but i was detained in canada.

We never had "quads" at FSU. I feel totally jipped...

2008-08-07T12:51:00.000-07:00

We never had "quads" at FSU. I feel totally jipped of my college experience.

I can't believe you were kicked out of a McDonalds! Drunk people with drool hanging out of their mouths are welcome there! But still, awesome story.

I was kicked out of Denny's in the summer of '94 (...

2008-08-07T12:32:00.000-07:00

I was kicked out of Denny's in the summer of '94 (sounds like a song)...we asked them to leave the pitcher of water at the table...the server did, so we drank out of it.

Apparently a health code violation. We were escorted out by Denny's security.

It was a rough neighborhood.

my mom always says, "i've been kicked out of bette...

2008-08-07T12:29:00.000-07:00

my mom always says, "i've been kicked out of better places" when it's last call somewhere or we are asked to leave.

im not sure what's weirder, that my mom says that?, or that we get kicked out of local watering holes together?