Comments on Your Beard is Good: Aint Too Proud to Beg

They say he eats 10000 calroies a day...darn right...

2008-08-12T08:31:00.000-07:00

They say he eats 10000 calroies a day...darn right he likes pancakes!

That race last night was fucking awesome.Fuck the ...

2008-08-11T09:02:00.000-07:00

That race last night was fucking awesome.

Fuck the stupid French for talking trash. Your boy Mikey P and the others put it to them.

i like mike better this time around. he's older a...

2008-08-11T07:32:00.000-07:00

i like mike better this time around. he's older and his body is better and he doesn't seem as arrogant. i used to swim so i think we have some special bond, even if we haven't and will never meet.

Ben- this will be a running sentiment.MM- Then Mar...

2008-08-11T00:11:00.000-07:00

Ben- this will be a running sentiment.

MM- Then Mark Spitz is Thor. Huh?

JJ- Mike doesn't liek it when you call him Mikey.

mindy- yes. Yao Ming is available.

Marie- Here's a napkin.

Narm- Running and jumping? I totally had a nintendo powerpad.

LBluca- Do they have gold medals in sleeping?

village- Rifle shooters are pissed at your comment.

mooog- Carmen Electra is on the 2010 Striptease team. In my room.

Alexa- So sleep with a large pancacke. I think that was on Real Sex.

BRR- Ten pancakes is preposterous.

c.watson- bacon and mustache rides can be arranged. Not by me though.

Chardsy- Which picture could you be referring to?

Alice- I'm never posting that picture again.

Lauren- See above.

Meg- Also professional food eater is acceptable.

Katelin- My stache would get me detained at the airport.

Martini- Ben would like to talk to you.

Kez- Heaven indeed.

Chele- What if you wear gay shirts and don't have a stache? Not that I do.

lacochran- More needs to be said.

Maxie- Yes, pancakes.

surferr- YEAH! Someone read the post! Whoo Hoo!

HILARIOUS!!! I can't think of anything else to say...

2008-08-09T14:41:00.000-07:00

HILARIOUS!!! I can't think of anything else to say. Tell Mikey I said hi.

pancakes are effin awesome. true dat.

2008-08-09T06:51:00.000-07:00

pancakes are effin awesome. true dat.

Boysenberry syrup. Nuf said.

2008-08-09T05:41:00.000-07:00

Boysenberry syrup. Nuf said.

Tom Selleck is a mans man, I mean he can wear the ...

2008-08-09T03:45:00.000-07:00

Tom Selleck is a mans man, I mean he can wear the pinkest, gayest shirt ever and still be a MAN, its a skill only a few can pull off. I mean remember those really short shorts he wore during his p.i magnum days? wow I love Tom, and gosh I love men with mustaches.
This comment just took on a complete different direction than what I intended to. Was going to talk about Olympics and Carl Lewis and his really light mizuno shoes he wore when he won back in the 90s....wow I know too much weird info.

Bonding over a mutual liking of pancakes? Sweet!It...

2008-08-08T21:14:00.000-07:00

Bonding over a mutual liking of pancakes? Sweet!
It's a match made in heaven.
Mmmm, now I wish I had some pancakes...

Drool......Wait, what were you saying?

2008-08-08T17:50:00.000-07:00

Drool......

Wait, what were you saying?

"Aunt Jemima's lost sons"hahaha. I love it. so are...

2008-08-08T13:48:00.000-07:00

"Aunt Jemima's lost sons"

hahaha. I love it. so are you rocking some creepy ass stache too then?

Lesson? Ask for what you want, even if it seems o...

2008-08-08T13:33:00.000-07:00

Lesson? Ask for what you want, even if it seems outrageous. sometimes you'll get it....

My somewhat related Phelps story: shortly after t...

2008-08-08T13:26:00.000-07:00

My somewhat related Phelps story: shortly after the last Olympics in 2004, we vacationed in Pacific Beach (SD) and ate at Tony Romas. The balloon animal guy comes over and asks Eldest what he'd like him to make.

'Michael Phelps.'
'Who's that?'
'A swimmer.'
'OK, *starts blowing up and tying together black and pink balloons* does he wear speedos or the longer pants? A Swim cap or no? Does he have a six pack?'
'Longer suit, a cap and...'
(Wife jumps in) 'Oh yes, he's got a 6-pack alright!)

The dude is taking all kinds of time, enough so that the other kids at other tables come up to him to ask when he'll be finished and do theirs.
'Go away, he's working on a masterpiece,' we say, shooing them away. The whole place is watching now.

When he finished, it was a piece of art, no joke, and the little 6-pack was awesome. He got a standing o (& $5) from us. Made all the swords, poodles and dinosaurs look silly in comparison. My kid kept that for at least a week, well after it deflated. We have a pic of it somewhere....

I'm quitting my job right now and am going to star...

2008-08-08T12:24:00.000-07:00

I'm quitting my job right now and am going to start training for the Olympics. I've been looking for a way to make it acceptable for me to eat 321 pieces of bacon a day.

Um, yeah, I kind of stopped reading after that lin...

2008-08-08T12:22:00.000-07:00

Um, yeah, I kind of stopped reading after that linked picture to him. It's still on my screen. It says hello.

What were you saying about pancakes?

Very distracting picture, we were talking about ba...

2008-08-08T12:18:00.000-07:00

Very distracting picture, we were talking about bananas right?

Banana pancakes perhaps? Anywho, I actually prefer homeade waffles. Does this make me a bad person? Can I still be Mikey's "special friend" ??

I received my first gold medal in trampolining. An...

2008-08-08T12:03:00.001-07:00

I received my first gold medal in trampolining. And by gold medal I mean a free beer and a fist bump. My standards are low.

That picture really was distracting.

I was kind of lost after you mentioned bacon. I wa...

2008-08-08T12:03:00.000-07:00

I was kind of lost after you mentioned bacon. I want bacon, who doesn't? And mustaches, it doesn't get better than that.

Who wants a mustache ride?

Wait is that inappropriate?

HOLY CRAP I love pancakes and I'm not making that ...

2008-08-08T11:18:00.000-07:00

HOLY CRAP I love pancakes and I'm not making that up. I will eat ten of them and still want more.

I think we just had a bonding moment as well.

breakfast food is my favorite. ideally i would lik...

2008-08-08T11:12:00.000-07:00

breakfast food is my favorite. ideally i would like to wrap michael phelps in a large pancake and eat him. or sleep with him, same thing.

i'd called it mustache in a blanket.

OMG Lbluca...there's a TRAMPOLINING TEAM?!?!?Why i...

2008-08-08T11:01:00.000-07:00

OMG Lbluca...there's a TRAMPOLINING TEAM?!?!?

Why isn't Carmen Electra on the trampolining team?

WHY?!?!

There is no God.

oops, 10th - took to long. but...lbluca was the on...

2008-08-08T11:00:00.000-07:00

oops, 10th - took to long. but...lbluca was the one who ruined the symmetry, not me!

I hesitate to post the 9th comment here. the only...

2008-08-08T10:59:00.000-07:00

I hesitate to post the 9th comment here. the only positive is that everyone will forget that narm was the 8th. soooo...

And narm, dude, everyone knows the only way to get to the Olympics without years of serious athleticism is archery. Any 60 y.o. can kick butt at that.
work on it, and see you in London, old bean!

At least swimming is an actual sport, unlike the f...

2008-08-08T10:58:00.000-07:00

At least swimming is an actual sport, unlike the fools that are going to be competing for the gold on the trampoline.

Since when did bouncing become a sport? I really want to meet these people that say "when I grow up I want a gold metal in trampolining"?

Is trampolining even a word? Ugh, the Olympics make my head hurt.

Shit if I would have known I could get sweet break...

2008-08-08T10:47:00.000-07:00

Shit if I would have known I could get sweet breakfasts I would have trained to do something in the Olympics. What about the long jump - that looks easy.