Comments on Your Beard is Good: Court is in Session, The Verdict is In

The canoist has a paddle. A PADDLE. What? You'r...

2008-08-15T10:19:00.000-07:00

The canoist has a paddle. A PADDLE. What? You're not going for the easy jokes any more?!

Gatorade sucks. I tried drinking it at the gym one...

2008-08-15T10:13:00.000-07:00

Gatorade sucks. I tried drinking it at the gym one time and man, what a poor excuse for electrolytes

douchegirl- more like haterade.Ben- Watch your bac...

2008-08-15T09:13:00.000-07:00

douchegirl- more like haterade.

Ben- Watch your back buddy!

Chardsy- I feel like a badass every day when I order an extra set of pens for the office and take them home.

Hammen- Pizza for two? Preposterous!

Alexa- That's the song you pick? Disappointing

Lauren- They weren' naked. They were "expressing" themselves. If your job doesn't understand that then they should get the hell out.

amind- You were in the perfect place to curb yur puppy. That's like breaking your arm in a hospital.

brooke- frozen waffles are the tops. blueberry ego? yes.

Narm- In junior high i had no friends. Thanks. thanks a lot.

Hex- I want a CB radio.

MM- No you wouldn't. You would be embarrased every. single. day.

Dolce- At least you have a wedding ring.

Katelin- Its great. I don't approve of their advertising.

M- Um because girls don't like me?

Martini- If YOU were here we would play double trouble or Sorry.

LBluca- A lovely cheese pizza just for me.

BRR- I was running towards freedom. Does that count?

c.watson- Buying in bulk saves you about 10 cents on each pizza. smart shopping.

Kez- Aerosmith was right.

Maxie- Hey! You have to give another person! Follow the rules!

Marie- I wish they were made up.

MI- WHAT? Powerade is so 1997. Gatorade is back. What;s old is new and all that jazz.

village- They do? The only Germans I know are ,um, none.

You are on a roll with the hotties. And since the...

2008-08-15T08:35:00.000-07:00

You are on a roll with the hotties. And since they're German, you just know they do some nasty stuff. All Germans do.

Michael Jackson would call you a smooth criminal. I'd add that there are not enough o's in smooth for you...

I was starting to respect you with the hot chics a...

2008-08-15T04:34:00.001-07:00

I was starting to respect you with the hot chics and your interest in the Olympics for the hot chics.
Then the pitty took over with the gatorade incident. Gatorade is so 1987. It's Powerade now.

I was starting to respect you with the hot chics a...

2008-08-15T04:34:00.000-07:00

I was starting to respect you with the hot chics and your interest in the Olympics for the hot chics.
Then the pitty took over with the gatorade incident. Gatorade is so 1987. It's Powerade now.

I'm hoping you don't make all these stories up bec...

2008-08-14T21:52:00.000-07:00

I'm hoping you don't make all these stories up because they are PRICELESS.

alexa has bad taste. The guy looks like a convict....

2008-08-14T18:42:00.000-07:00

alexa has bad taste. The guy looks like a convict.

hahaha you're totally living on the edge, man!

2008-08-14T17:12:00.000-07:00

hahaha you're totally living on the edge, man!

Wait pizza for one is sad? What does that say abou...

2008-08-14T17:04:00.000-07:00

Wait pizza for one is sad? What does that say about me if when I open the freezer door all of those miniature one serving pizzas come tumbling out? I buy in bulk.

I think you should try out for the Olympics. You s...

2008-08-14T16:42:00.000-07:00

I think you should try out for the Olympics. You seem to have a lot of practice running... although you need to start running TOWARDS something, like a finish line for example instead of AWAY.

Pizza for one is sad. So I just order up a large p...

2008-08-14T15:41:00.000-07:00

Pizza for one is sad. So I just order up a large pizza and eat it all in one sitting in the privacy of my own home.

Oh that is kinda sad too.

Do you ever just step back for a second and think,...

2008-08-14T15:30:00.000-07:00

Do you ever just step back for a second and think, "Good god damn, my life can't really get any more exciting?"

If you were here, I'd play Boggle with you.

Wait. If you are always doing tricks with what's i...

2008-08-14T13:55:00.000-07:00

Wait. If you are always doing tricks with what's in your hands why don't you have a girlfriend?

Good hands are the first thing I look for in a guy.

So if you like to mess around with what's in your hands, I think we may have a future.

um pizza for one is pretty fricking phenomenal jus...

2008-08-14T13:43:00.000-07:00

um pizza for one is pretty fricking phenomenal just so you know.

and i don't really know how well square gatorade would go over, good luck with that one.

Thief. Don't get too upset about the pizza for one...

2008-08-14T13:37:00.000-07:00

Thief.

Don't get too upset about the pizza for one just yet. I eat out more by myself than single person I know. It sucks to go up to the hostess stand when they ask, "How many will there be tonight?"

And I have to respond, "It's just me."

Damn hostesses. I wish hotel rooms and convection ovens. Pizza for one sounds WAY better.

Jackass. I wish we were friends in real life. I'd...

2008-08-14T13:30:00.000-07:00

Jackass. I wish we were friends in real life. I'd like to bear witness to your shenanigans.

The important thing is that you drove away from th...

2008-08-14T13:29:00.000-07:00

The important thing is that you drove away from the store in a black T-top trans-am and called the Snowman on the CB radio.

Dude - in junior high you would have been the bigg...

2008-08-14T12:54:00.000-07:00

Dude - in junior high you would have been the biggest bad ass ever.

pizza for one, ah, the bane of my existence. sing...

2008-08-14T12:36:00.000-07:00

pizza for one, ah, the bane of my existence. single pizzas or frozen waffles, you pick.

these are some hot pics today; i approve.

i always wanted to yell "cleanup in aisle 7!"- im glad you were able to, and really mean it.

Oops. Double posted, and spelled store wrong. Damn...

2008-08-14T12:35:00.000-07:00

Oops. Double posted, and spelled store wrong. Damn it.

Aren't you classy...My dog took a shit in Petco on...

2008-08-14T12:34:00.001-07:00

Aren't you classy...
My dog took a shit in Petco once, when I was clearly stupid enough to bring her in with me. And there I am, attempting to mask the shit with my giant purse as I walked to another aisle, picked up those poop bags, opened it and cleaned her pile of crap. I felt like an ass.

I think my story beats yours. And yes, I did pay for the bags before exiting the story - including explaining why I was purchasing an already unsealed box of them.

Aren't you classy...My dog took a shit in Petco on...

2008-08-14T12:34:00.000-07:00

Opening this blog while at work--KIND OF AWKWARD. ...

2008-08-14T12:15:00.000-07:00

Opening this blog while at work--KIND OF AWKWARD. Glad I didn't have to explain why I was looking at pictures of mostly naked girls. While in my office.

Ahem.

Pizza for one is kind of sad. Sad, yet also delicious.

ok, the creed reference is priceless. i'd let tony...

2008-08-14T12:10:00.000-07:00

ok, the creed reference is priceless. i'd let tony sing "with arm's wide open" to me any day of the week.