Comments on Your Beard is Good: Its Like I'm Paranoid Looking Over My Back

Is it wrong that I don't give a flying fig newton ...

2008-08-14T07:01:00.000-07:00

Is it wrong that I don't give a flying fig newton about the olympics?

Not even the hotties...

What is wrong with me???

God why did you make me this way???

*shakes fists at the sky*

I have this hilarious mental picture of you slidin...

2008-08-13T20:30:00.000-07:00

I have this hilarious mental picture of you sliding her your phone number, and her thinking that it says "I have enough megatons of explosive strapped on me to blow this place away."
Isn't that how the cool bank robbers do it these days? Via notes?

Your crop today is much better than Monday's.Come ...

2008-08-13T16:19:00.000-07:00

Your crop today is much better than Monday's.

Come on dude, she's buckled.

Just sayin' what we're all thinkin.

Ok- I have NEVER read in Men's health where to pic...

2008-08-13T15:54:00.000-07:00

Ok- I have NEVER read in Men's health where to pick up chicks.

Oh...I forgot to tell you....I'm moonlighting as a man. ;)

BTW- it's LL. This is my new persona.

She sounds dangerous - I would avoid her next time...

2008-08-13T13:19:00.000-07:00

She sounds dangerous - I would avoid her next time you go to the bank. I mean just think what else she could convince you to do.

Ok, the olympian is hot, I'll agree.Are you one of...

2008-08-13T12:50:00.000-07:00

Ok, the olympian is hot, I'll agree.

Are you one of those people (THOSE PEOPLE!) who insists on handing their money to an actual person? USE THE ATM LIKE EVERYONE NORMAL!

I mean REALLY. Who wants HUMAN CONTACT these days? Not I!

Next time you hand her your check, slip a piece of...

2008-08-13T09:57:00.000-07:00

Next time you hand her your check, slip a piece of paper in with it with your phone number. With a wink say "that's for you."

SO SLICK.

Kali- I always speak like a moron. That is not goo...

2008-08-13T08:51:00.001-07:00

Kali- I always speak like a moron. That is not good.

Alexa-If by something pretty you mean an XBox then...

2008-08-13T08:51:00.000-07:00

Alexa-If by something pretty you mean an XBox then yes.

Chardsy- 32 cents goes pretty far these days. We do live in 1924 right?

Justin- Point taken.

c.watson- Yes a puppy fomr a methadone clinic is the way to go.

plath- You must live in Pleasantvile.

moooog- You cant resist the Serge.

MM- the third luck in the comment was a little much.

Marie- Look at the girl!

mind- Mundane sounds hot. no? nevermind.

Katelin- Credit Cards are the way to a man's heart. Read that once.

brookem- Instead of coffee go out for 40s? I like your style

Bluca- Hot guys have their hot girls do everything for them.

Alice- One lotto ticket please. Make it a winner.

Narm- I don't have 14 dollars worth of pennies. I'm lame.

lacochran- Yes, this will be done.

Ms.868- Oh the sexual innendo is so good!

Martini- Damn, you know your way around the ladies. Sugar always gets 'em.

Ben- Pimp juice.

Chris- Because I'm lazy. I made up funniness.

Maxie- Hot much?

Bogart- Bank tellers are evil.

M- Fantastic. io'm writing this down. foot long. ask. about. mine.

Blaez- :):^:&:J:K

surviving- This is what you have to look forward to when you get married.

Hahahahahahaha!God man, pick your jaw off the floo...

2008-08-13T08:47:00.000-07:00

Hahahahahahaha!

God man, pick your jaw off the floor and ask her out. She giggled! That is a universally good sign.

Even if you did speak like a moron.

:D

Thanks for that calendar link. I appreciated that...

2008-08-13T07:59:00.000-07:00

Thanks for that calendar link. I appreciated that.

:-)

2008-08-12T19:50:00.000-07:00

:-)

You should have asked for a $10 withdrawal instead...

2008-08-12T19:22:00.000-07:00

You should have asked for a $10 withdrawal instead of $5 and then asked her what her thoughts were on a footlong.

Don't mess with the bank teller...if things go bad...

2008-08-12T18:41:00.000-07:00

Don't mess with the bank teller...if things go badly, she can ruin you...RUIN YOU!!! (shaking my fist in disgust!)

much better selections today. ryan lochte is much ...

2008-08-12T17:07:00.000-07:00

much better selections today. ryan lochte is much hotter than michael phelps even if he has less medals. And the chick today is hot.

I approve.

How come the "Funniness Comment" contest is still ...

2008-08-12T16:57:00.000-07:00

How come the "Funniness Comment" contest is still up? Also, what is "funniness"?

You're an equal opportunity pimp and I find that c...

2008-08-12T15:58:00.000-07:00

You're an equal opportunity pimp and I find that commendable.

FAIL!Sorry.She works around money all day. You sho...

2008-08-12T14:49:00.000-07:00

FAIL!

Sorry.

She works around money all day. You should probably write your number on a one-dollar bill, winked and said, "There's more where this one came from sugar."

try this: "hey, I would like to make a (pause for ...

2008-08-12T14:34:00.000-07:00

try this: "hey, I would like to make a (pause for effect) DEPOSIT ;)"

Klassy!!

"Hey baby, gotta pee?"Best pick up line ever! Eve...

2008-08-12T14:24:00.000-07:00

"Hey baby, gotta pee?"

Best pick up line ever! Eventually, everybody does, right?? Right???

Try it on teller babe.

No really. You can trust me.

She used her pretty face to make you open a credit...

2008-08-12T14:23:00.000-07:00

She used her pretty face to make you open a credit card? Bush League. George Bush League even. I think you should deposit $14 worth of pennies and make her count that shit!

You need to win the lottery, then go deposit that ...

2008-08-12T14:18:00.000-07:00

You need to win the lottery, then go deposit that while she is working.

Then you're golden

They say those are the best places to pick up men ...

2008-08-12T14:00:00.000-07:00

They say those are the best places to pick up men as well. It's a lie. Hot guys never grocery shop, Hot guys never buy books and a hot guy at toys r us just means the wife and kids are down another isle.

She should have at least given you her # for opening up the credit card. Tease.

what im ultimately glad to hear is that she had go...

2008-08-12T13:46:00.000-07:00

what im ultimately glad to hear is that she had good hair. that's key. yes, ask her for coffee, or better yet, offer to go get her one and then ask her out for an adult beverage.

ryan lochte? please and thank you.

nice pick with ryan lochte, the man is hot. at lea...

2008-08-12T13:45:00.000-07:00

nice pick with ryan lochte, the man is hot. at least his body is.

and seriously you need to ask that girl out, she made you get a credit card that's some skill right there, haha.