Comments on Your Beard is Good: Callin All Freaks Now

Nice site, see you comment on other boards. Is Le...

2008-08-26T16:05:00.000-07:00

Nice site, see you comment on other boards. Is Lembeck "Buddy Lembeck" from Charles in Charge? If so, that is clutch. If not, well I dont get it.

Ben- I lost you after Molly Shannon because I yout...

2008-08-25T10:27:00.000-07:00

Ben- I lost you after Molly Shannon because I youtubed SNL.

brooke- Let's be best friends.

Kristen- I dare you.

mindy-Always thinking. I should have a WWMD bracelet.

Marie- Well retro is back in.

meg- They were probably removing their bathroom.

BRR- TMI is ok by me.

Lauren- Annoying girl always gets what she wants.

LBluca- But which kind of plant?

C.watson- I'm working on it. I'll keep you posted.

lacochran- Um, Charles in Charge? Man, you missed out.

Alexa- I will take this a compliment.

Katelin- FU Santa Barbara. Let's make this a sitcom.

Un- I think its unhuman. Inhuman? Whatever.

Narm- No need to talk about old ladies like that.

moooog- Hey at least you know where it is.

surviving- And white people.

Dolce- A nose dive? I would have fell on the floor.

SO- I hated that episode. Lembeck was the bomb.

It's depressing the hell out of me that Buddy was ...

2008-08-23T13:03:00.000-07:00

It's depressing the hell out of me that Buddy was surrounded by more hot hunnies than I ever have.

Do you remember that episode when Charles keeps saying "a tangled web we weave"? God that got annoying.

Also. You linked your own blog in your entry. Kick ass!

I read this post while sitting in the Omaha airpor...

2008-08-22T12:38:00.000-07:00

I read this post while sitting in the Omaha airport yesterday laughing abnoxiously loud. The pilot did not think I was funny and he took out his vengence when he let the plane go into a 30 second nose dive.

I'm not afraid of flying, but at that point I grabbed the 12 year old girl's arm next to as I screamed for dear life.

Flight attendants had to tell me to calm down.

They were stupid.

Good idea on not saying anything. You know how th...

2008-08-22T10:08:00.000-07:00

Good idea on not saying anything. You know how the government hates the brown people.

I took a puddle jumper once from Porland, Oregon t...

2008-08-22T06:08:00.000-07:00

I took a puddle jumper once from Porland, Oregon to Eugene, Oregon (which is like going from a sewer to a septic tank).

As I'm walking THE STAIRS into the plane, I see a sign on the back that reads:

"Black Box Here -->"

Oh.

How comforting.

Thats what those bags on the plane are for right?

2008-08-21T19:26:00.000-07:00

Thats what those bags on the plane are for right?

It's un-American not to have a bathroom anywhere!

2008-08-21T14:55:00.000-07:00

It's un-American not to have a bathroom anywhere!

okay your guest posts are hilarious but the stuff ...

2008-08-21T14:43:00.000-07:00

okay your guest posts are hilarious but the stuff you put here is just as amazing. i definitely laughed out loud reading this post. i hate the small planes too. and an airport with no bathroom, that makes no sense. i would just say eff you santa barbara.

i have decided that you are the whore of the blogo...

2008-08-21T14:07:00.000-07:00

i have decided that you are the whore of the blogosphere.

you really get around buddy.

"I wish Lembeck brought me some ladies."Is "Lembec...

2008-08-21T13:33:00.000-07:00

"I wish Lembeck brought me some ladies."

Is "Lembeck" what you call your "little Rs"?

I'm so out of the loop.

I used to fly that route (minus LA). I hate those ...

2008-08-21T13:28:00.000-07:00

I used to fly that route (minus LA). I hate those planes they are all rickety, and I'm pretty sure that physics says that they shouldn't be in the air. Planes are not cool, I'm waiting till they invent teleportation that would be sweet.

You should have just peed in a plant. I am guessin...

2008-08-21T13:23:00.000-07:00

You should have just peed in a plant. I am guessing you would not be the first to do so.

Seriously? No bathroom? I wouldn't have accepted ...

2008-08-21T12:53:00.000-07:00

Seriously? No bathroom? I wouldn't have accepted that. I would have FORCED them to let me use it. I'd unleash the power of the annoying girl.

It would have been awesome.

You don't mess with bathrooms.

I have a very small bladder and that story made me...

2008-08-21T12:00:00.000-07:00

I have a very small bladder and that story made me sad because I would have ended up peeing myself if I was in your situation.

TMI? Probably.

We're still friends right??

HA! That same thing happened to me when I flew to ...

2008-08-21T11:46:00.000-07:00

HA! That same thing happened to me when I flew to LA to visit my cousin. I had to stop in SF and then get on some tiny ass plane and go to Santa Barbara. When I was there it was even worse because it was under construction. Sounds like it hasn't improved very much...

"No bathroom. Oh ok, well I gotta go so...[unzip a...

2008-08-21T11:13:00.000-07:00

"No bathroom. Oh ok, well I gotta go so...[unzip and pee right there]"

What? It's the 21st century. You gotta have ONE bathroom somewhere.

I think you should've said: "I have to pee so badl...

2008-08-21T10:59:00.001-07:00

I think you should've said: "I have to pee so badly I could BLOW SOMETHING UP."

Then they would have escorted you to the employee only bathroom. It's true.

Wait.NO BATHROOM?Are you freaking kidding me?I wou...

2008-08-21T10:59:00.000-07:00

Wait.

NO BATHROOM?

Are you freaking kidding me?

I would have peed on the carpet right then and there.

um, i beg to differ about your guest posts and the...

2008-08-21T10:48:00.000-07:00

um, i beg to differ about your guest posts and these. i think your real posts are just as amusing, thank you.

and nicole eggert, baywatch, right?

I think I sort of bowl over people's blogs like Mo...

2008-08-21T10:46:00.000-07:00

I think I sort of bowl over people's blogs like Molly Shannon on Will & Grace when I guest post. It seems like everything's going fine at the start but then BAM! WHAT THE F-?!