This Could Get Weird

This blog is not dead! Hell no we won't go! I haven't blogged all week because I didn't feel like. But once in your life something so great comes* along that you must share it with the world. So I hope you are all still following my blog because here it is. A friend showed me a website where people dictate* porn clips so that blind people can follow. Yes this site does exist. Have you ever watched porn and tried to narrate it without using dirty words? I know I have. It's hard*. Hey-oh! Anyways, its called porn for the blind and my friend and I both tried it out. You have to use clinical terms, however, and not the dirty slang we use in our everyday lives at the office. I accomplished a lot with this. Helping out the less fortunate? Check. Watching porn? Check. Feeling slightly creepy and awkward? Check. Being a pervert? Check.

Much fun.

And to witness that we did it, I put together a youtube video of my entry. I put my journalism degree to good use with this one. Take that mom! No, not literally. This just got disturbing. Anyway, watch this. If you're watching at work put some headphones in and be careful. No nudity in the video although there may be a questionable scene or 2.



* these all made me giggle.





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