Cultivating my ignorance, Didn't we have some standards once?
Thursday, August 20, 2009
I know the posts have been few and far between lately so I have an announcement to make. A lot of blogs in my corner of the blogosphere have been leaving and such. In America, we don't have our own thoughts so we always follow other people. People protesting at town hall meetings? Hell yes! Let's do another one! A parody song? Sure, those only got old in 2003! So I guess I should make this announcement now
I'm back bitches.
Uncalled for.
Starting next week I'll be back to posting 3-4 times a week and basically making the Internet a better place for all. You see I don't conform to the "man". Like Stephan Jenkins of Third Eye Blind. Sure he's said every year since 2002 that they would have a new album. sure, he kicked out the lead guitarist and left him in Vegas. Sure he's a grade A prick. Sure..
Wait why do I like them again?
Right, their catchy hooks and self righteous lyrics about meth, suicide, class shootings and now black on black crime. It's what we all want out of life. So now that their finally back, I'm back too. Inspiration, thy name is singing about Russian authors.
14 comments:
We welcome your magnanimous return.
If you left, I would cry like a madwomen and throw a hissy fit.
Scary I know.
Glad you're sticking around Beard Man.
You better not be going anywhere... =)
Free sex for everyone?
What's blogging?
...and now my life is complete!
For a tiny second I thought your announcement was going to be that you were quitting blogging, then I was gonna have to scream LIAR. Cause if you did leave my threat of having a huge tantrum is still legit.
Yay!
wahoo! that's me rejoicing.
Well, this is something to celebrate. I thought with Chris gone, arjewtino gone and now bwp, you were definitely next. Don't prove me right now.
You know with so many of my favorite bloggers leaving, I feel I will bang the floor with my hands and weep in tears a la emo kid if you leave too.
I'm glad you stick around :)
Hold on...I think I see a Horseman of the Apocalypse coming..
Nope. Nope.
Just my reflection.
Welcome back.
Fuck you. I know that was harsh but my favorite people need to stop quitting blogging. I'm glad you're sticking around.
thank god. if another blog shuts its shit down I'm going literally SHIT on their computer screen. Here I come, BWP. Put down some plastic.
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