Famous Quotes
Monday, June 29, 2009
"All of my friends have used sex as a weapon before. You haven't lived unless you've done so. Just consider it your sexual bar mitzvah. MAZELTOV! "
-RS27
"I keep playing random people in NHL online and they keep quitting after I score a goal to make it 1-0 or 2-0. Its not like I'm good. They just quit as soon as they get down a goal. This is why our kids are scoring so poorly in math & science. "
-Nerds
" I heard this tasteless joke yesterday, but it was really poorly told so I had no idea it was a joke. Here let me tell you. So there's this one guy, no, maybe there's two guys? It's not important. There's a guy that was home. (yelling) STACY! Remember that joke we were told yesterday? Were there two guys at home? "
- Anti-Chris Rock
" Michael Jackson had so many hits that I forgot. You know that one, 'The rhythm is gonna get you. The rhythm is gonna get you?!?!' Amazing."
"That was Gloria Estefan. She's a woman"
"Close enough really."
- Sound Recognition Experts
" I don't have a man, OK?!?! You must mean my baby daddy because he will never be MY MAN."
- Relationship Guru
" Last night I took one part alcohol, one part not eating, one part horny, and one part dark bar and mixed it in a cauldron of bad decisions. When I looked over this morning I realized something. Worst. Stew. Ever."
- Next Food Network Star
21 comments:
Re the last quote - have you been listening to my conversations again?
Um, Next Food Network Star? Did I miss that line? I think I did...
Last quote is by far my favorite.
Also, um, so do you have a baby daddy? Are you trying to tell us something?
Maybe the first time ever that "not eating" took part of the blame for a lousy hookup.
I desperately want to be inside your head. Just for like an hour or two.
Well, at some point in his life, at least MJ was probably the same color as Gloria.
Too much?
These are certianly words to live by.
I've had bad-deciscion-stew before.
Ugh.
That last is awesome!
The last one could totally be on Text From Last Night, too funny!!
I think I've heard that first one somewhere...
Not sure. Never used sex as a weapon. Never even had sex.
Awesome. Just awesome. All of them.
Sex as a weapon?
Yeah, it worked...um...about nine months ago.
haha that last quote is amazing. love it.
suddenly I'm inspired to pray or something.
Sex as a weapon?
Is that why I cry and ask for my Mommy afterward?
I've said too much.
ahahah. that last one. priceless.
I Gloria still even alive?!
Gloria Estefan had a cameo in Marley & Me. That pretty much makes her 10x more successful than MJ, provided we only look back as far as the mid-nineties.
Did Hitler make spell check? Mine doesn't like the word "mitzvah."
I'm ready for my sexual bar mitzvah! Kthx.
Post a Comment