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(Stop being sad! We're celebrating life! Now leave a funny comment. I can't have all the jokes here. Jesus, this place is getting depressing.)

It's been a sad past couple days in LA. First Ed McMahon dies. Hi-Yo, my friend. You gave me many good comebacks throughout the years. "Yeah she's hot..for a dude!" "Hi-YOOOO!" and etc. Do I remember watching the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson? No. But I remember you pitching Publishers Clearinghouse and making me want to be on Star Search. We never met, but you were my bud. We would have been Facebook friends if you were on it. I know it. Maybe even in the same group like "Let's get drunk and make bad decisions". You seemed like that sort of guy.



Then Farrah Fawcett died. Yet again I'm too young to have seen the TV show Charlie's Angels, but apparently according to CNN it "kicked off what came to be known as "jiggle TV," series full of pretty actresses who appeared in bikinis at the drop of a hat." I know I would have been down for this. In fact why hasn't this worked? It's 2009 dammit! Is it because Pam Anderson ruined everything with that show V.I.P.? Or Natasha Henstridge with "She Spies"? And before you ask me why I know those shows, well hello, hot chicks fighting crime. Um, yes. So suck it everyone. The only other thing I remember about Farah Fawcett was that she was a hot older chick. Hello Playboy. Not like I ever saw it or anything. Pervs. Another hot chick gone. This world is stupid.

Kojak, tell em.



Then today Michael Jackson died. Just great. I've only had 3 margaritas at work and the King of Pop is gone. Blame it on the Tron. As my friend told me today, "He is the soundtrack of our childhood." I couldn't put it any better. So he was weird. So he was flakey and made poor decisions. Whatever. His music ruled. As a kid that is a huge music nerd I love Michael Jackson. no homo. Guess what? I like R. Kelly's music too. GET OFF YOUR MORAL UNICORN.

If you don't like 80s Michael Jackson music you hate life.

The Jackson 5? He made Jermaine, Tito, Marlon and that other one look like William Hung singing with the Zack Attack. They taught me me the alphabet! My parents only had one English speaking record growing up and it was "Thriller". I try to moonwalk everyday. That joint is hard. That's what she said? I try to hit all the high notes on "Don't stop 'til you get enough." I call girls "P.Y.Ts". Why are we sad? We don't really KNOW Michael Jackson. Most kids now know him as that weird white woman. Some others know him as that awkward guy that had kids sleep in his bed naked at some place called Neverland. How about Always gettin' some land. What?!? No. But his type of music will never be made again. Sorry Justin Timberlake. We're sad because we like dancing. Michael Jackson made us dance. I'm dancing right now. Where are my pants?

Try not dancing to these jams!

Oh yeah!





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