I Will Be The Flame (possibly NSFW)

Sadly after many, many, many man hours; Olympic hotties week has come to an end. It's been a fun ride even though the dude pictures were a little much. In fact I'm pretty sure half naked dudes on my blog got me flagged by the FBI for some kind of weird terrorist watch network. Damn now I just wrote terrorist. And I'm brown. It's not going to be a good week. Let's finish off Olympic hotties week the only way I know how.

Hot babes.

And fine, a couple dudes.

(Reminder, if you go further this may be possibly NSFW. I mean its 2008 so it shouldn't be, but some businesses don't appreciate the human species. For those business I bite my thumb at you. Been reading some old time literature.)

First up Stephanie Rice, swimmer, of Australia. I would like to swim in her pool indeed. See what I did there? No? No? Pool is a metaphor for stuff.

Not only does Stephanie look good, she has 3 more gold medals than all the readers of this blog combined. And a New world record. For sexiness.

Now the dudes. God this pains me. (See how equal opportunity I am! Why must I be so giving?!?!) Two guys nominated by my friend Michelle who has been watching the Olympics intently for the eye candy. Or as she so eloquently put it in G chat, "I want to lick lick lick them from their head to their toes." Oh god, I just vomited. Again. Two dudes that are, just I don't know, a couple of dudes.

First up Alexander Despatie, diving, from Canada. If there's one thing Canadians are good at it's styling and profiling. (ed note: never do this again. By this, I mean this whole thing.)



The second guy up is Stephanie Rice's ex -boyfriend, Eamon Sullivan, swimmer, of Australia. As you can see the ladies like the English speaking countries. "Throw another shrimp on the barbie, guv'nah. cheerio! Eh?" Those crazy non-Americans.






And of course we're not ending with good ole' Eamon. We're ending with the only thing that could possibly the end the hottest Olympians edition.

Twins.

Bia and Branca Feres, synchronized swimming, from Brazil. Where do I get my "Bonkers for Branca" t-shirt? Or my "Ride My Feres Wheel" hoodie? Let's just say, yes and yes.

First Brazil gives us the wax and now this? I think its safe to say Brazil is the greatest land of all the lands.

Viva Brazil!







And for you more adventurous types, there's a video on You Tube of my favorite Synchro team.

That's what they call it in the biz. Synchro. Lingo is great.

I was going to write a real post today but, um, this video is kind of....

Gotta go.