Court is in Session, The Verdict is In

Our hottie Olympic week continues with a 4 pack of Germans. Yes Germans be hot. Especially when they pose for playboy. We have the lovely sailor Petra Niemann, canoeist Nicole Reinhardt, Field hockey player Katharina Scholz and, my personal favorite, judo fighter Romy Tarangul. When I meet Romy I won't make any Romy and Michelle jokes because she can kick my ass. Well so can a 10 year old, but that's neither here nor there. (much love to Thespoiler.Co.UK for the censored pics. This is a family blog. The Kingdom knows what's up)

Nackte Mädchen machen mich glücklich ja.

I believe in the above statement.

For some uncensored pics because I know we all love the uncensored stuff, go here to bask in the glory that are women that are free with their bodies. I haven't been to the site, but I heard its awesome from someone. Twice, in fact, I heard it was awesome.

And for anyone else who likes this sort of thing, here's Alexa's favorite Water Poloist, Tony Azevedo from the USA. He was not in the German Playboy. Sucka

Also click here for Tony's photo shoot for Creed. If he was in Creed.

Last night I was at the good ole grocery store at around 1030 after a rousing game of how do we fit a couch through my doorway without losing my security deposit.

Worst Game Ever.

I was walking up and down the aisles to just look for something to eat for dinner. Yup, eating dinner at 1030. Screw you fitness instructors telling me that's not good for me. I'll eat my Chef Boyardee whenever I please. The first thing I do is grab a Gatorade from the refreshments aisle. Sweet Sweet Gatorade how you always quench my thirst and then make me even more thirsty than before. But it's only one dollar so how could you go wrong?

As I'm walking through the store I'm flipping the Gatorade bottle in the air, doing some flair tricks because I can never just have something in my hands. I always have to messing around with it and catching it and basically looking like a jackass. As I'm pondering what world cause Bono will take up next, I stumble upon the frozen pizza aisle. Is there anything better than frozen pizza?

Yes

But since I was hungry I decided to grab one of those Celeste: Pizza for Ones that are so delicious. (Aside- Is there anything more depressing than pizza for one? They might as well put on the box, "Hey Stupid, we know you're lonely and have no one so we made a pizza that YOU and only you can eat because we know that you won't be sharing . You pathetic individual. Go play some solitaire." I always hesitate to buy it because then you have to explain yourself at the register. "No ,no I have a girlfriend, totally, but she's away for the month so I'm buying this pizza. No, we don't buy groceries because she's lazy. Ok I'm alone. Hold me")

I open the freezer door and my worst fear takes shape. No, Andy Dick didn't show up. I dropped the Gatorade on the ground and broke the cap off of it. Fruit Punch spills all over the floor of aisle 7. I'm not talking about one spot. It spilled all the way across the aisle. Why is Gatorade in a round bottle? It encourages mass spillage. If it was in a square it wouldn't keep rolling on the floor.

I call dibs on square Gatorade.

As I pick up the bottle I step all in the red juice on the ground and pick up the destroyed sports drink. As I'm walking up to the front to let them know they need cleanup on aisle 7, I notice that I'm leaving Gatorade footprints all through the store.

Classy.

I walk up to the front and hand my busted drink to the nice 16 year old kid working there and do the only thing I could possibly do.

I ran.

I ran out of the store and into my car and left. I didn't want to pay for a half full Gatorade. Then I would ahve to buy a full one and that means I'm paying for two Gaotrade and only getting the juice of one and half. Blasphemous! I won't have my thirst quencher devalued like that. I won't stand for it.

After I started up my car and laughed at how cunning I am, I drove to the next supermarket and bought my pizza for one. I ate it and it was great as usual.

Then I played solitaire.